his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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