i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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