But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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