we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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