For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.