Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.