garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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