Whod you bang
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
someone owes me an orgasm
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.