so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
third nipple confirmed