You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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