Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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