are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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