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what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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