god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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