4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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