I want to stick my p in your. b.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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