just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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