My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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