Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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