I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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