that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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