The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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