Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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