i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Too much gin, very little bucket
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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