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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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