that's an acceptable place to lick
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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