I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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