its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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We just shotgunned beers for America
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I can't turn off my feet"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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