my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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