so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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