So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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