does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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