What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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