Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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