dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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