come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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