Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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