Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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