YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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