you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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