she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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