i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
should my penis look like a turkey
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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