i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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