try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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