If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
