she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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