my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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