Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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