So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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