it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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