i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..