Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dear god my vagina.
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