Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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