brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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