I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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