Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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