he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
is that a dick in a sweater?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
