what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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