since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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