So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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