Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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