i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I enjoy the company of your penis
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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