oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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