rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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